

hardknocklifeofaclownsclothingi am a clown. now, being a clown is harder than you think. we have horrible wardrodes. i mean, my tailor makes giant tails for my suits, and my shoemakeris crazy. i say " im a size 7", and he'll say "ok, 7 feet long"hardknocklifeofaclownsclothing


badpickuplines bymelloformattymello: if you had to be a pirate, would you have a bird on this side, or this side? (puts arm around matt)badpickuplines bymelloformatty
matt: um, that one
mello: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
matt:what are you talking about, mello?
mello: are you as turned on as i am?
matt: ewwwwww!!!!!!mello, your scaring me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MandMs skydivingadventurepart2matt and mellos skydiving adventure part 2!!!MandMs skydivingadventurepart2
Mello: wtf Matt!! what are you telling me? did you take out my parachute out of my pack and put in some chocolate? you think i would prefure chocolate over my life??
Matt: well,...... um....., yeah.
mello: you know me so well!!
Matt: what are you going to do now? i mean, you still dont have a parachute!
mello: well, Ive been saving some of my dynamite in case i decide to off the mafia, so ill light it and throw it at the ground to create lift and save me!!
After that plan failed.....
Mello: no pro
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98% of the teenage population has done is or blah blah something about drugs. Put this in your profile if YOU LIKE DONUTS.
[10:46] <Ron_Paul> nothing will stand in my way... not even drool!
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we are all apprentices in a craft were nobody ever becomes master.
-Robbie Nelson, quoting something he read.
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